“To beer or not to beer”

“Beauty lies in the eye of beer holder”

“Beer drinking doesn’t do half the harm as love-making.”

“He who drinks beer sleeps well.
He who sleeps well cannot sin.
He who does not sin goes to heaven.”

“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” – Henry Lawson

“Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.” – John Ciardi